I see all these fancypants POSERS playing Trombone Champ with an actual mouse. But only a REAL Trombone Champ can make it to the top using a janky laptop trackpad. Behold my journey.
Also this may or may not have been uploaded because it's two minutes long and involved basically no editing, and I need people to know that I'm not dead. Ahem.
Become a Scrub! http://www.tinyurl.com/sjscrubs