Finally FOUND this LEGO piece!
Great job to all you LEGO detectives out there! Turns out this piece was from an unreleased set, so no wonder none of my LEGO IDing techniques worked.
And big thanks to @queerutopia for recognizing it from a 2017 edition of Block Magazine!
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