Epic Cookie Quest
[Verse]
Ethan and Pat, two clowns on a spree,
Joker faces painted, runnin' wild, feelin' free,
Quest for Coke Oreos, in this carnival vortex,
Cotton candy Faygo, mixin' chaos like Gore-Tex.
[Verse 2]
Juggalos gather, twisted carnival scene,
Ethan whispers, "Pat, we gotta keep it mean,"
Through the dark tents, evil clowns grinnin' wide,
Oreo quest becomes a freak show ride.
[Chorus]
Coca cola cream, in the middle of the night,
Cookies taste so sweet, devil's sugary delight,
Juggalos chant, Faygo rains from the sky,
Ethan and Pat on a cookie-high fly.
[Verse 3]
Ethan grabs Pat, says, "We gotta stay stealth,"
Steppin' on broken dreams, clown shoes, no elf,
Cotton candy stickin', hands sticky with lies,
Cookies callin' out, where the madness collides.
[Bridge]
Creepy calliope winds up to screech,
Pat kicks a barrel, there's Oreos in reach,
Grab 'em quick, every jug heads swirl,
Ethan and Pat, in a cotton candy whirl.
[Chorus]
Coca cola cream, in the middle of the night,
Cookies taste so sweet, devil's sugary delight,
Juggalos chant, Faygo rains from the sky,
Ethan and Pat on a cookie-high fly.