NEWS skit
Skit I came up with when I ran across a new word! (which is rare for me)
The word: ARROGATION.
to arrogate: to take or claim (something) without justification.
Just like when SOME RANDOMS stood with their hands on their hips to tell us they are in charge. (then rushing off and away back to the safety of their daddy-uncle-cousin's bedroom. Always willing to 'do their part' to protect all of their money in the world.)
Never known to protect a hole unless it's where auntie buried treasure- which hasn't happened with any regularity since 1795 A.D. (*she is aunt on both sides of the family; she also steps into the grampa role when he is away)