I am aware that I could just send this into a trusted repair shop. Though, I'll just send this to Nintendo just so they can fix their shit. Though I'm surprised that this lasted like 2 years. If they just put my data onto an OLED instead, that might be the best thing.
I will say this: the SD Card is fine, data is okay, and all games are backed up to it. So even if I do need a new one, all saves are backed up. So my Pokémon career should keep going.