Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from-- [bzzzzzt]
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
(Translated to "Please refrain from many fail because of failure thanks")
stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.