This is a pony-related parody of "Stuck" by Stacie Orrico.
Why is Captain Spitfire my favorite Wonderbolt? I think the better question is why ISN'T she yours? From her leadership tactics and her precision flying ability to her training of new recruits and paperwork galore, she's the epitome of everything the Bolts stand for. But even under that tough exterior, there's a caring nature for her team inside - and that's what endears me to her.
Lyrics and Vocals by Spiky Dash, from the Wonderbolts: Parodies Flying High set.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and its characters are owned by Hasbro & DHX Media.
Parody written pursuant to Section 107 of Copyright Act of 1976, for entertainment purposes only.
LYRICS:
I hit the clock, I'm waking up
There's one pony on my mind
She's got a tough exterior
But I see what's inside
I'm not wasted
I'm not cider drunk
Know that's the pony, the pony for me
She blows her whistle, and I think
"Why am I not there"
The distance seems so far away
It really isn't fair
I'm not sleeping
I'm not poison joked
If I could have one chance
To say how I feel, yeah
I would boldly go, right up to her door
Wouldn’t be afraid, my heart ain’t gonna tell her no
Gonna spill my soul, to the tried and true
“No, ma’am I’m not a fool”
What could I even do, but tell you the honest truth
You’re the pony that melts my freezing heart
If we would race, yeah, I’d give you a head start
Yes you’re the pony, for who I feel no shame
Won’t happen, but I love you
The heat is worth all the pain
‘Cause you, yes you’re my flame
The door gets slammed right in my face, but I am not deterred
Even if I have to try, even a one million times I would
I’m not fevered
Well except heat stroke
That’s what I’ve got if I’m crazy for you, yeah
And she’s shouting now, at a new recruit
And that gives me just more confidence to say the truth
Here I go again, down this lonely road
Why must love be so cruel?
You’re the pony that melts my freezing heart
If we would race, yeah, I’d give you a head start
Yes you’re the pony, for who I feel no shame
Won’t happen, but I love you
The heat is worth all the pain
‘Cause you, yes you’re my flame
Ooo……….
Ahhh……..
Now it’s late at night, I’ve been here all day
And I’m still sitting here on this lonely runway
Hoping just one time, you will recognize
Please just look in my eyes
Wait, she’s standing right here
And she whispers in my ear…
You’re the pony who sees the warmth in me
I’ve never had one who makes it plain to see
Yes you’re the pony, who I can call a friend
Nothing more, but I like you
I hope you’ll understand
You’re welcome anytime here
Because you felt no shame
Weren’t afraid to say I am your flame