"If You Figure This Out, We'll Suck Your Dick"
well, after all these years this is what I've come up with...
when you see the image flip the audio has been reversed by me. (dancin') in the lyrics has definitely been reversed. the rest is just speculation. I've arbitrarily rearranged some of the clips to my liking, so Figure That Out.
I think it was safe to assume they were talking about poop and pee.
I've got a wrecking ball of a shit hanging out my ass and I can't step over that puddle of piss because I am dancing. Homeboy's hairdo look like a mushroom. Obviously, Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy. There you have it, folks.