Jonny Fairplay vs Yul Kwon. Epic Rap Battles of SURVIVOR (an ERB parody)
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I'm not a rapper, video editor, or anything like that. I just had this idea and wanted to see a Survivor themed rap battle in the style of EpicLLOYD & Nice Peter's amazing series, Epic Rap Battles of History, and so I made this. Hope you like it!
LYRICS:
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(JFP)
Greatest liar that Survivor’s ever seen
Comin’ at ya Number One, Funny 115.
Outcast return gets you voted twice by me
But dividing by race makes for mad tv.
Did they rig a bottle? What was Aitu for?
Mutiny that twist to even the score.
I’ll manipulate you better than Richard Hatch.
If you face me in the ring, Yul’ll meet your match.
(Yul)
Step oppa to the papa with Korean flair.
A first boot against me? C’mon, play fair.
At best, you’re a Final 3 goat to this winner.
Even Probst turned you purple since becoming a quitter.
Godfather, maybe? Not prone to violence.
Plan some VooDoo on me though? Turn your teeth to Pearl Islands
Can’t beat my Yale brain or my Stanford muscle
Bonaduce your face with my God idol hustle!
(JFP)
The only way you got your finale on
was with Tyler Perry’s medallion.
(Yul)
I wielded that idol to turn tides with Penner.
Google “politician” and you’ll find no one better!
(JFP)
I’m the first non-winner in the Hall of Fame.
Your Facebook privacy lies, man? Keep it in the game!
I’m infamous, notorious, inglorious, and rude.
My Grandma’s like your beats. Take it Dan: "They died, dude.”