Star Trek Voyager - Chakotay's Brain (Talkie, J/7)
I've done another one at last :) I'm a bit rusty so hopefully it's at least vaguely amusing. I also blame nilbig entirely for the Borg Queen comment.
Warnings: It's heavily J/7 with mention of sexy lady times. It's also rather anti-Chakotay, so if you're a rabid Chak fan it's probably not for you.
And before anyone really, really dim comments - yes, I know they're not really saying this in French - it's meant to be a joke.