SINTERKLAAS VS SANTA CLAUS!
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CAST AND CREW:
Director and Script: Bardo Ellens
Screenplay: Bardo Ellens and Dennis Broekhof
Camera and Editing: Red Epic Studios
Music: Lorezo Braun
Creative Producer: Dennis Broekhof
Sinterklaas: Dylan Haegens - / dylanhaegens
Black Pete: Ruben Munoz Gonzalez - / houseofcomedy
Santa Claus: Bardo Ellens - / banjomovies
Elf: Roy Monden - / houseofcomedy
LYRICS
[SINTERKLAAS]
You You have eight reindeer, and I'm doing it with a horse!
What do you have on your chin? That's a real beard!
Without your beard, you look like Mart Smeet at Christmas.
Besides, everything around you is endlessly squeezed.
I'm putting programs on TV here.
People don't even think about you at Christmas dinner.
In the shopping malls, you take the children on your lap.
But I go to them with chocolate and gingerbread.
Oh yeah, by the way, put yourself on the stupid grandpa list.
Because this Santa Claus traveled to the Netherlands for nothing.
[SANTA CLAUS]
I only give the presents; my elf does the rest.
But you still climb on the roof; you do everything yourself! Go away, man, winter isn't your season.
I ask for a clean sock, you ask for a dirty shoe.
Secretly, I'm sitting in front of your steamboat, hoping for a Titanic 2.
Besides, this Santa Claus doesn't need a staff to walk.
You arrive in a boat with your helpers and a bag.
Proudly standing among them in your Sinterklaas suit.
Sorry, did I say suit? I meant a dress, of course.
You're not Dutch, not Spanish, but actually Turkish.
[SINTERKLAAS]
At least with Sinterklaas all the songs are about me.
A nice song about a Christmas tree, that doesn't make you happy, does it?
I really hope that bell of yours disappears someday.
Just stick it somewhere where the sun doesn't shine.
So watch out before you fuck with Sinterklaas.
You're nothing more than a Coca-Cola product.
[SANTA CLAUS]
Oh, look at him! Sinterklaas with his big book
Now listen up, pancake, because we have Facebook
After an evening in the Netherlands, you're back at sea
Only the Netherlands loves me, Santa Claus gets two!
You might find the Netherlands cold, but pull yourself together
And if you keep whining; GET THE HELL OUT TO Spain
[SINTERKLAAS]
You better go to the North Pole now, fly in your sleigh
And when you leave, take those damn elves of yours with you
[SANTA CLAUS]
I'll destroy you, crumble you up, like a gingerbread cookie
And at the end of the day, it's; Bye...bye...Sinterklaas
[SINTERKLAAS]
If you keep this up, you'll leave me no choice.
Then I'll give you a red, rulolf nose with my staff.
[SANTA CLAUS]
Try it, and I'll melt those letters of yours too.
Then you'll have nothing left, because you didn't have a wife either.
[SINTERKLAAS]
You know, Christmas isn't even your own holiday.
And you're fictional, Saint Nicholas really was there.
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