L2V Festive House Party Perfuckmance
Well shit! If you listened to "Never Buy a Stripper a Drink" Podcast, episode 5.05 (http://www.neverbuyastripperadrink.co..., you may recall Nick the Vegan being all sour-pussed because of how terrible his "ugly sweater" Christmas party was. For the record, I'd like to present to the podcast listening jury:
EXHIBIT A - video proof that the party was actually quite off the fuckin' chain! And who do we see actually having a good time, flinging & flailing his shirtless flesh to the groove of LETTERS TO VOLTRON's tunes? Why, it's none other than NICK TV himself! Seems more like a "finger-in-the-asshole"* instead of the "sack twist"* that he, himself declared it!
YOU (yeah, you!) take a look & decide for yourself. Then give us a call on the CHAINSAW MEMORIAL PUSSY-GROUT HOTLINE @ (713)FXN-2CUM & let him know how much shit he is full of! Hell, call any of us out or just simply share a "sack twist"* or "finger..."* of your own. We'll play it back on an upcoming episode!
- Not familiar with our lingo? Check out our glossary here: http://www.neverbuyastripperadrink.co...
Sprinkle some of these sassy entries into your daily vocabulary & you'll soon "electric boogaloo"* your way back to intercourse champion! ...And, that's our famous nothing-to-lose guarantee**!
** - results may vary. we actually guarantee nothing.
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LETTERS TO VOLTRON, here, are performing their timeless cuming-of-age hymns, "Fuck You on the Dance Floor" & "Backdoor Beauty". Robby C is wearing a very elegant sweater that he made all by himself.
http://www.letterstovoltron.com
shot 'n (not)chopped (it's pretty much raw) by Nick Poncio