I Tested Every Restaurant Birthday Song
I tried and ranked every chain restaurant in America that sings a birthday song to their customers. I ranked each restaurant's birthday song from the least to most embarrassing, as well as by the originality of the birthday song lyrics. I also made a list of each chain restaurant that will give you a FREE birthday dessert with your meal when you eat there (no ID required!).
0:00 Restaurant birthday song ranking standards
0:55 Chili's
2:11 Rainforest Cafe
4:25 Buca Di Beppo
6:21 Chevy's Fresh Mex
9:24 TGI Fridays
11:40 Red Robin
12:49 How to get a free dessert
13:09 Texas Roadhouse
14:12 Benihana
15:59 On The Border
17:00 LongHorn Steakhouse
18:00 Applebee's
19:10 Hooters
20:15 Final restaurant birthday song ranking