Would You Like To Look At My Potato?
Look at my potato. The Spongmonkeys want you to look at the potato. Who is the mysterious viking in the background? What is it about my potato that compels you to look at it? It just sits there being a potato. It does not do anything at all. And yet you must look at my potato.
Would you like to look at my potato? Yes. Yes you would very much like to look at my potato. Look at it. LOOK AT MY POTATO.