Darth Vader Reviews : Castle Crashers
Darth Vader was bored and he decided to review Castle Crashers.
Hello i am the Sith Lord , Darth Vader and today i will review this video game called Castle Crashers.
So in Castle Crashers you play a medieval stormtrooper , but you can choose wich one . Do you want to be a RED FIRE GOD OF DESTRUCTION ? or a PINK CHILDISH MAMMAS BOY ? It'S up to you !
After that you start killing dudes and monsters like a bad-ass but that's what stormtroopers do , or at least used to do. Damn i miss the days of the Clone Wars Clones.
So the story is that some princesses were kidnaped and you have to rescue them. Well i love a good save and fuck the princess story and this game has one !
The combat is pretty awesome with frequent bosses to challenge and tune your skills.
The graphics are worthy of my view. They are cartoonish and everyone knows the Sith Lords love cartoons. And the game is rather bloody . I also enjoy seeing my enemies bleed to death so this also gives the game some force up .
There may be flaws with this game but none dared to show before me . The only concern i got with this is that it becomes rather boring after a while. I mean i can do all the things i do in the game in real life and more : I can fly my X-Wing.
Well since this game comes from the shadows and it's delivered by an indie group i will allow it to be an official merchandise in the empire and i decreet that every 7 in 10 citizens should get one !
I know that you enjoyed this review ! The next one will be up when i am finished playing with my Death Star. Farewell.