im a bike FAG and George Carlin agrees by Burt Cocaine
i ride a bike because im a dweeb who isnt trusted with an automobile. last time i drove a car i crashed it into my father's pansies and he made me suck his dick as punishment. but i enjoyed it so it was more like a reward. daddy saw the smirk on my cum encusted mouth and beat me some more - which i enjoyed also. i think my mum is jealous of the special relationship i have with dad. HOW DO I BREAK THIS NEWS TO MY BOYFRIEND ELMO???/ OH did i mention im half German? that makes me part Hitler you know