Cosmic Kermie
Kermie simply 'is' because he can do nothing else.
Kermie is eternal.
Kermie is everything and simultaneously nothing.
Kermie is love
#pug #kermit #animation
transcript:
human: Kermie, do you love me
Kermie: I cannot love you because I am love.
human: idk what that means kermie
Kermie: sigh one does not ask if a tree trees or if a river rivers, a tree simply is a tree and it can be nothing else.
human: does that mean you don't love me?
Kermie: it means that...*sniffling* okay fine.. yes, I love you.
human: I knew it! I love you too kermie gives kisses
Kermie: okay okay stop that, okay i indeed love you, so much in fact that I left you a present in the dining room
human: a present?! Oh boy! I'll go get it now. Wait a second this isnt a present this us poop! Keeeeermie!
Kermie: hahaha. Hahahahahaha hahaha, get rekt