HBO Big Love Polygamy Rap
This song is a humorous send up of the HBO television series Big Love, now in its final season. The song deals with the theme of Polygamy in a lighthearted yet thought provoking manner while referencing the TV series which inspired its creation. The song also briefly discusses the difficulties present in monogamous relationships. As a side note it should be understood that the song is not meant to ridicule anyones personal or religious beliefs. The lyrics contain metaphorical connotations similar to the classic song "I Used to Love H.E.R." by Common Sense. More music at myspace.com/angelo.worthy. Beat used is "Cook it Up" produced by Aesop Rock from the Bazooka Tooth album released on Def Jux.
lyrics:
A lot of dudes consider me a Bozo. Sucker for love, I stay handin' out marriage proposals. If my ring ends up on your finger that means your wise, but all of these runaway brides cling to single lives. Monogamous relationships can seem good in the beginning, until they devolve into constant bickering, resentment, guilt, dishonesty and trickery. (sheesh) And all this domestic stress I fear makes it clear that polygamy is the best idea. Yeah. Because it ain't enough good men to go around. So if your man is no good you need to throw him out and join the kind of marriage HBO wrote a show about. Come with me and let's solve the enigma. Get rid of the stigma and submit to the Big Love. You'll be taken care of as soon as you join the caravan. But understand that you're gonna have to share a man.
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Baby girl, I got love for you. You too sweetie pie, I got love for you. C'mere snookums, I got love for you. And you. And you. And you. And you. Honey bun, I got love for you. C'mere sugar plum, I got love for you. You too angel, I got love for you. And you. And you. And you. And you.
I'm the definition of real rappin'. Even though I got the skill mastered I still practice. You're lookin' at the Hip Hop version of Bill Paxton. Put more rings on fingers than Phil Jackson. This isn't a mood swing, I'm committed. If I marry Ginnifer Goodwin then I'm in it for good. I've got plenty of love for Chloe Sevigny. I'll walk 8000 miles for the right to take vows. So if you can't find another rapper to compare me to, This is prob'bly the style you should get married to. My arrival has anxiously been awaited, ever since Hip Hop music became denigrated. And I'm finally here, call me Prince Charming. Marriage recruiter; the other suitors weren't inspiring. I guarantee that you'll never find a better rapper so take my hand and we can live happily ever after.
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