Manure
More on that later. First we must deal with Emily Chang, whose Bloomberg West show hosts Richard’s PiperNet announcement. Shockingly, Richard gets through his segment without a hitch. It’s the normally chatty Jared who appears to fail. When asked what he thinks of when he thinks of PiperNet, our newly minted COO says “manure.” However, when the show airs, we discover that Jared’s explanation of how poop equates with PiperNet is pretty damn brilliant. As a result, Emily Chang completely edits Richard out of the segment, leaving Jared with the spotlight. He’s such a hit that Entourage star Adrian Grenier wants Jared to appear on his tech program.