Bruce Springsteen - Born In the USA (MINECRAFT PARODY) | Born in the Minecraft Land
Today we're going to dive into Steve's origins. This patriotic anthem is very personal to Steve because he's proud he was born in the Minecraft Land.
Lyrics:
Born down in the villager’s town
Hit a zombie with a sword and it hit the ground
You end up like a creeper who’s been abused
Til’ you spend all your life finding the Endéman
Born in the Minecraft Land
I was born in the Minecraft Land
I was born in the Minecraft Land
Born in the Minecraft Land
Got in a little minecraft jam
I forgot my email and password
They sent me off to therapy
Cause I tried to hang myself
Born in the Minecraft Land
I was born in the Minecraft Land
I was born in the Minecraft Land
Born in the Minecraft Land
I logged back on to my server
My strip club was still open
Went down to see my girlfriend Alex
She was on the pole shaking her booty
I had a bitch that looked like Steve
Fighting off the Mobs at night
I’m still here but she lost her HP
She had a women she loved named Alex
I got a picture of them having sex now
Woke up well rested in my minecraft bed
Out near the items of my minecraft stove
I chased a griefer and trapped him in the cave
Nowhere to run ain’t got nowhere to go
Born in the Minecraft Land
I was born in the Minecraft Land
Born in the Minecraft Land
I’m a long gone Stevie in the Minecraft Land!
Born in the Minecraft Land
Born in the Minecraft Land
Born in the Minecraft Land
I’m a cool mining stevie in the Minecraft Land