🚨 NPM Hack Fizzles, Celsius CEO Jailed, and Dogecoin Gets an ETF?!
Headlines screamed “biggest crypto hack ever,” but the hacker barely made enough for a coffee. Meanwhile, Celsius founder Mashinsky is heading to prison, DOGE gets a U.S. ETF, and the SEC is suddenly talking about “one rulebook” for all crypto activity.
I’m Dan from BeAWhale, and this is everything you missed last week.
🔥 In this episode:
• Celsius CEO Mashinsky sentenced to prison
• NPM “supply chain hack” nets less than $50
• SwissBorg loses $41M in Solana exploit
• Nasdaq wants tokenized stocks on the main exchange
• SEC proposes a unified crypto rulebook
• ETF delays from BlackRock, Franklin Templeton & others
• Blitz Round: Apple iPhone security, Kyrgyz crypto bill, Polygon hardfork, Charlie Shrem’s BTC relics
• Final thoughts on security, regulation, and market momentum
⏱️ Timestamps:
0:00 – Intro
0:36 – Mashinsky Heads to Prison
1:32 – NPM Hack Nets Under $50
2:25 – SwissBorg $41M Solana Hack
3:17 – Nasdaq Pushes for Tokenized Stocks
4:09 – SEC Wants One Rulebook
4:58 – ETF Delays
5:44 – Blitz Round
6:36 – Market Sentiment & Outro
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