Mister Clyde- a Brandon Albright original
A song for my son. I've written a couple lullabies for my son but thought we needed something that he could sing along with and jam together.
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Lyrics:
He gives the babies on the billboard a run for their money.
Sticky like a Pooh Bear swimming in the honey.
He don't spell well but baby that's A-O-K-B-cause he's got a lot of swagger.
Gets what he wants cause he knows how to nag until you can't say no,
it's all part of the game, that he's playin' and you know he's undefeated.
Pants down low and you know that they're pleated.
But he looks good in nothing but his birthday suit
(well, ok, maybe a bow tie)
But nothin' else on except his birthday suit.
Oh cause he's the man with the plan, see I don't think you understand.
He's got a diaper full of love, enjoy the ride.
He struts his stuff in the buff, and if that is not enough.
Allow me to introduce you to Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
He's got a sippy cup of Mama's magic milk yeah and a binky.
The boy can clear a room just like his daddy when he's stinky.
But he has chosen to only use his powers for good,
because he's got a lot of spirit.
Sings like a girl but the girlies like to hear it...
oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa....you know what I'm sayin!
oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa......I ain't even playin.
He's the man with the plan, see I don't think you understand.
He's got a diaper full of love that will burn your eyes.
He's got a dimple in his chin and a mischievous grin.
Allow me to introduce you to Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
(Horn Solo)
Whoa...He's got 10 fingers, got 10 toes got his Mama's little nose,
and everyone who sees him is mystified. (Whoa!)
He traveled from afar when he rode in on a star.
It's a blessing just to know him,
That Mister Clyde
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.
Woo Hoo, Mister Clyde.