slappy's front lawn (feat. glassesboy)
i really need to stop making these
LYRICS (because why not):
Yo what up
We know you mow your lawns
THE FUCK is up with that?
Keep it up and your ass is grass
This is basically a love song. So listen.
Grass grass grass
Yeah I got grass
Grass grass grass
No mowing on this grass
I like to Keep it long like long grass
Yeah I got grass
Bentgrass, bluegrass, and fescue
Got a lot of types for me to choose
Bermuda is my pick
Weak in the winter but tough in the summer
Fuck turf
It is my enemy
Faker than your instagram
Devil loves it, pentagram
Satan must be mad cuz there’s no grass in hell
Man that must suck
A lawn with no grass is just hell
Grass grass grass
Yeah I got grass
Grass grass grass
No mowing on this grass
Keep it long like long grass
Yeah I got grass
No cap
Wheat is a grass, rice is too
Supplies the food, what the fuck turf do
God didn’t give us civilization
Grass did, you need it in every nation
Without it what is there, starvation
Man life without grass would be a bad situation
Grass Grass Grass
I love grass
Don’t mow your lawn
Keep it long
Grass Grass
Spend every evening looking at my grass
I love grass
That is a fact
Statistically speaking
Factually thinking
You eat grass everyday
Oats, barley, sugarcane
Are only a few
There are too many to say
Grass grass grass
Yeah I got grass
Grass grass grass
No mowing on this grass
I like to Keep it long like long grass
Yeah I got grass