Sneaky Greedy Jedi Hoard - To The Tune Of "Spooky Scary Skeletons" (Star Wars Parody)
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Lyrics:
[Yoda]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi we
Keep the stash from you, you see
[Mace Windu]
Death sticks, ketamine, all treats
You’ll get none, take a seat
[Kit Fisto]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi squad
I’ve got a real hot bod
[Obi-Wan]
Pills and powders, in the jar
We know how strong they are
[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
We’ve got treats that are most severe
[Plo Koon]
Including spice and Corellian beer
[Chorus: All]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi hoard
Candy's drugs you can't afford
Mix it in with something sweet
You’ll float right off your feet
[Mace Windu]
Death sticks keep us feeling right
Partying into the night
[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
Candy’s more than sugar, see?
It’s Ketamine and LSD
[Obi-Wan]
It’s not an issue if you think
I’ve had too much to drink!
Saesee: Uh, Obi-Wan, perhaps that’s enough Jet Juice for one night…
Yoda: Care, we do not! Prepared to die partying, we are!
All: KRIFF YEAH!
(Music Resumes)
[Kit Fisto]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi weed
Grows in gardens where we reap
[Plo Koon]
Pass it 'round, don’t make a fuss
Padawans can’t smoke with us
[Shaak Ti]
Will someone f-ing help me please?
[REDACTED]
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom!
[Mace Windu]
Spice runs deep within the stash
One more hit, we’ll feel the crash
[Fisto]
We’re all sexy Jedi Gods, we hoard our stash so good
[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
We’re hiding all the candy, you’d steal it if you could
[Chorus: All]
Sneaky, greedy Jedi hoard
Candy's drugs you can't afford
Ketamine, it makes us glow
We’ll keep it all, you’ll never know!
[Saesee]
The Force, it keeps us quiet—why make such a fuss?
[Plo Koon]
But all our hidden caches, they won’t ever trust.
[Yoda]
Use the cache, and lose the plot
For young ones, this is not
[Obi-Wan]
Death sticks, spice, a Jedi’s treat
Just like Satine’s feet
[Ki-Adi-Mundi]
Obi-Wan, you dirty dog
[Kit Fisto]
I’ve got a real big hog
[Saesee]
This has gone on long enough
[Mace Windu]
Fine, but one more snuff
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