Epic Rap Battles of Newerth: Flint vs Artillery
You wonder why did Artillery undergo such a drastic remake? He needed to recover himself from the loss in a rap battle against Flint! Now, months after the fight i finally bring you the footage from it!
Seriously, it mostly took so much time because i was trying to find decent voice actors for it. I obviously wasn't too successful though, as i ended up with this :D Please, get over it somehow ^^ If you think you could do better, contact me and you can be included in a sequel!
And yes, i don't have DJ Rap City alt avatar, that's why i had to use the original one :P
...AeHoN4 ? Not yet, sorry.
Lyrics:
Arti
I don't usually argue with idiots, i shoot em
but this time, i feel like i gotta prove em
that i am a better hero overall
so let me show you how i roll
you may know me, as the mid wars god
is it the only place i'm good at? it's not
my Q spell is just like ulti of FA
who wouldn't use a hero which can just "clear the way"
you need to push the lane? consider it done
and with E i got the biggest range on level one
by pressing one key i build a bunker
and just by the way, i can also jungle
Flint
I still outrange you on higher levels
and before the recent patch you were never
played at all, i was the most common pick
i was first every time you checked statistics
for more than a year. you got a lot to fear
you get hit before you even see i am near
i destroy anything, i got killer instincts
i also got an aoe damaging buildings
i'm beastly, even noobs pwn with me
let me farm a while and you will love me like whitney
and i'm just as good in dota - cool, isn't it?
while a month ago nobody even knew you existed
Arti
You speak of competitive hon? i made it
even my name is battle related
your name is a parody of an actor
i can't hold my laughter, i got this mastered
my Long range missiles are just "wow!"
i just stand on a spot and turn around
and stack 3 camps at once by that tactic
no other skill in the game is that sick
add the OP range and my passive slow
my ulti makes enemies blow
i'm a complete sensation after the buff
you see me on a lane against you - it's gon' be rough
Flint
How about alts? i got twice as much
another ones coming soon, just watch
captain, dwarf, the one without a name
spellslinger, tommy, hellwood, i got the fame!
and i still overcarry you so hard
nothing can save you, no shrunken, no ward
i slaughter you in any real battle
kill you so fast you won't even death rattle
you don't even have a chance to go back
imma stunlock you with just my autoattack
And imma finish you with... guess what?
... BOOM, headshot!