Potatoes
Music and Lyrics (c) 2020 Bryan Klimt
Video courtesy of the Prelinger Archives.
Don’t let that potato rot.
Do like they do at the burger spot.
Put it in this oil I got.
Fry it up til it is hot.
Make it saltier than not.
Eat it with this ketchup I brought.
You know what I would like a lot.
Make that spud a tater tot.
Tater tots.
I am gonna chew.
Tater tots.
For me and you.
Tater tots.
We’re not through.
Tater tots.
You know I love you.
Don’t let that potato die.
Or grow another nasty eye.
Cut it up, I’ll tell you why.
'Cause I am the potato guy.
Cook it in oil then let it dry.
Add some salt, now don’t be shy.
Something that you gotta try.
Make that spud a French fry .
French fry.
I am gonna chew.
French fries.
For me and you.
French fries.
We’re not through.
French fries.
You know I love you.
[Guitar solo.]
Tater tots.
I am gonna chew.
Tater tots.
For me and you.
Tater tots.
We’re not through.
Tater tots.
You know I love you.
Don’t let that potato slip.
Cut it into a slice or strip.
Fry it up and give it a flip.
Take a break and have a sip.
Then pull it out and let it drip.
Try it with your favorite dip.
I’ll give you a little tip.
Make that spud a potato chip.
Potato chips
I am gonna chew
Potato chips
For me and you
Potato chips
We’re not through
Potato chips
You know I love you.