I've decided there need to be audio books of the entire "Bruno and Boots" series by Gordon Korman.
Behold! The third chapter of the first book in the series, "This Can't Be Happening at MacDonald Hall!" It was also the first book ever written by Mr. Korman, at the tender age of twelve (or there-abouts... I can't seem to get a straight answer on exactly what age he was when he did the actual writing, but he was DEFINITELY somewhere between twelve and fourteen).
Enjoy! Comment! Ignore my annoying lip-smacking and the occasional rumble of near-by traffic! Most importantly, come back for more next week! EVERYBODY needs to know this series, and that means YOU.