F-Zero 99 -- Classic Mini Grand Prix: A Controlled Burn
What can I say? When I play F-Zero 99, my productivity drops to near zero:
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I guess these "all final races" Classic Mini GPs aren't as rare as I would've figured, since I've already through happenstance encountered another.
The remainder of the prix was unremarkable beyond "why on earth did you choose Fire Stingray considering you KNEW both Silence AND Fire Field are in it?!"
...but there's something inherently amusing and deep about the logic behind "you can't pit, you'll get eliminated" and "if you don't pit, you're going to get eliminated anyway"
So, really. What I did was eliminate several other players just because they happened to be unfortunate enough to be racing so close to me.
Also, "you can't pit, you'll get eliminated" applies to more than just me. :3