Alas, you’re running an operation, a pen test, and find that systems are connected to the cloud; you are in awe. Behold as we uncover the astonishing truth about how to compromise cloud systems! How can we access these marvelous systems, dominating and manipulating them to our will? How can we take over systems and abuse clouds to bend them to our will? I want to walk you through some war stories that show how simple little settings can be wholly abused to take clouds over. Let’s break some cloud stuff.