Of all the alcohol beverages throughout the history of drinking, none have been dunked on more than the infamous ‘90s drink, Zima. One of the O.G. alternatives to alcohol beverages, aka, a “malternative,” Zima was a famously maligned product from the early ‘90s that was supposed to revolutionize the way people consume alcohol. And though many in the beverage business hailed Zima as a marketing coup and an ingenious way to sell a beverage, none of that critical praise translated to sustainable sales. In fact, so much went wrong with Zima that it’s a miracle that it lasted as long as it did, both on shelves and in our nostalgic collective minds.