YTP : Link and the King vs. Kanye West (pt.1)
When Gwonam brings news that Kanye West is up to no good, Link and the King get involved.
(For those that can't catch every word, here is the script...)
King : "Mah boi, mah boi, mah boi, this dead meat is what all true smurfs die for."
Link : "...Gee, it sure is strange and weird around here."
King : "Mah boi, mah boi, mah boi, mah boi..."
Link : "...I just wonder what Captain Jack Sparrow is up to."
Gwonam : "Your majesty... Kanye West and his minions have seized the island of Tattoo Parlor."
King : "Hmm... How can we nip it in the bud?"
Gwonam : "It is written only Link can defeat Kanye West."
Link : "Great! I'll grab my Bad Robot!"
Gwonam : "There is no time. Your laser brain's enough."
Link : "How about a commercial for luck?"
Zelda : "You've got to be kidding."
Gwonam : "Squadala, we are oatmeal!"
Link : "Wow, what are all those dead people?"
Gwonam : "These are the faces of Kanye West... You must conquer each!"
Link : "I guess I better get jiggy with it."
Gwonam : "Here is the map... Where do you wish to go?"
Link : "Here... To the land of Tattoo Parlor."
~One Month Later~
King : "Zelda... Link is under attack from the evil forces of Kanye West. I'm going to Tattoo Parlor to aid him."
Zelda : "But father... What if something happens to you?"
King : "I'll take the Triforce of Cheerleading Skills to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a hokey religion, send Captain Jack Sparrow."
Zelda : "Friggin' idiot."
Impa : "Don't worry, Zelda... The Triforce of Cheerleading Skills promises the King will safely return."
~Later Still~
Zelda : "Wake up, Impa... We're going to Tattoo Parlor."
Impa : "All right, dear... I'll get the Triforce of Festivus."
(and after credits...)
Ganon : "Zelda... Your face'll die!"
(Hope you enjoyed my first real Zelda CD-i video.)