WHEN DID THIS GET HERE? (ANIMATIC)
Dis weird homeless dude really likes gentrification
Art by Alex Purcell (@Bluegooart)
Concept by Nico Raimont & Joey Barreiro
Written by Joey Barreiro
Music by Nico Raimont
Edited by Nico Raimont
Nico Raimont as Sammy/ Artisan/ Artisan's Boyfriend
Joey Barreiro as Cop/ Father/ Sean
LYRICS:
HEY, THIS PART OF TOWN’S PRETTY POPPIN’!
FUNNY CUZ’ IT USED TO BE GRIMY.
NOW I JUST SEE RICH PEOPLE SHOPPIN’,
AND A BUNCHA SHIT THEY CAN BUY ME.
HOOO! THAT A TRADER JOE’S ON THE CORNER?
LET ME NOT GET CAUGHT RUBBERNECKIN’.
THIS IS CUTE AS FUCK WAIT A SECOND
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
THIS IS SOMETHIN’ TO BEHOLD
ME LIKEY WHAT ME SEE—
PARKING METERS MADE A’ GOLD.
WAIT— IS THIS GARBAGE GLUTEN FREE?
ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR A BITE
AND THE PEOPLE—HOO!— WHAT A SIGHT!
SO POLITE!
MOSTLY WHITE.
OOH I SEE ALLIES LEFT AND RIGHT!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I’D BE WEARIN’ IF I HAD MY DRUTHERS?
I’D DON A MAUVE FEDORA THAT’S FROM THE GOORIN BROTHERS.
BUY MYSELF A MUUMUU, PAL AROUND WITH ALL THE MOTHERS
WHO SAY “ET AL.” INSTEAD OF “AND OTHERS.”
I’M FANCY, LIKE THEM—
I GOTTA TASTE FOR THE CREME DE LA CREME.
FUCK IF I’M ALWAYS SOFT ON FUNDS
I’MMA GET MY DICK HARD FOR DIAMONDS
HERE I COME,
AN ALUM OF THE SLUMS
YOU CAN WINE AND DINE ME WITH THE FINEST OF CRUMBS
PUT SOME YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
BUT DON’T TAKE ME FOR A DUMMY
BECAUSE I AM THE BOUGIE-EST BITCH OF ALL BUMS!
HOMIES FEELIN’ DOWN, MELANCHOLY—
BET THEY WISH THEY HAD MY BRAVADO,
CUZ’ I’M RIDIN’ ROUND LIKE SIR RALEIGH
IF HE REALLY FOUND EL DORADO.
THIS WHOLE PART OF TOWN’S KINDA GLOWIN’—
CRAZY HOW THE GLOW GOT ME BASKIN’.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, SO I’M ASKIN’
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
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SUSHI ON MY PLATE LIKE I’M JIRO.
LOVE THAT LITTLE CRAB IN THE MIDDLE.
PLAYIN’ WITH MY FOOD LIKE I’M NERO.
I’M JUST HAVIN’ FUN PLAYIN’ FIDDLE.
GINGER FOR A CLEANSE OF MY PALATE.
HOPE I GET TO KEEP THIS FEDORA.
THIS WHOLE PART OF TOWN’S GOT AN AURA.
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
WHEN DID THIS GET HERE?
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