Halo Infinite has a problem. It's called the Pulse Carbine. WHY DOES IT EXIST??? Today I rant, critique & complain on the matter - While trying to make it entertaining... if you dont laugh i hate you.
This thing. This Big-Stupid-Dumb-Not that ugly looking-Idiot Sounding-Purple Idiot- Store Brand-Alien Version of the Battle Rifle. AKA: The Pulse Carbine. It desecrates Halo multiplayer, insults PvP, tortures my ear holes. Could you classify this as a "Funny Halo Video"? Sure. But I'm angery. I want to rant, review, complain, critique, criticize... ROAST. I hate the Pulse Carbine, and you can too in under THREE minutes!!!
Now did I upload this video on the same day as the Halo Infinite flight to maximize views?
OF COURSE I DID!
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Here is a VERY similar video that I am absolutely proud of:
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*Does a sick Cartwheel.
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