Holy Market Rus'/ An Epic of the 2024 SPIEF
In the glorious city built by Peter,
Business-minded Russians gathered
And non-Russians came in droves
Discussing trade matters!
Ate the expensive delicacies.
They enjoyed Russian culture.
Instasamka sang for them, and Buzova.
And they bought harlots at high prices!
But we won't talk about that.
After all, only one boyar is dissatisfied!
And the business-minded Russians, with their non-Russian brothers,
Thought about new orders,
So that the hegemon wouldn't interfere everywhere,
So that only their own master would rule over the worker!
So that each Russian would work for each other,
And each Indian for a rich Indian.
So that there would not be a single pole,
But a multipolar world!
Our glorious Russian market world!
You are the stronghold of traditions and customs!
You will lead all people to salvation! To prosperity and abundance.