From @realchoppedliva on twitter
Lyrics:
Elizabeth wait!
Would it change your mind if I said it was an orthodontist!
I'm not just a witch.
I'm a witch with HPV and I'm proud of it.
Hey you listen here, Mister!
I'm not gonna be an orphan, I'm gonna get adopted.... BY a rich man!
You're never gonna be popular.
Cuz your a LEEZZBIIYAAAANNN
I can't live in this small town anymore.
I'm gonna move to Boston with my COUSIN!
And where do you think you're going Grizabel?
A kitchen wench is a kitchen wench FOREVAAA
Claire, I've been thinking then,
It's so sad there's no musicals for people who are Australian
I'm sick of always lying and pretending
I don't think that pigeon should exist anymOOoooOooRee
Alright men, let's raise a glass
We're British and we're going to WAAAARR
I cannot be in love
You're my 𝒷𝒾𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓌