There's No Team In Teemo | League of Legends Song
F for Nunu
Lyrics:
Five v. five on Summoner's Rift
Ranked solo queue and I'm fourth pick
I'm top - I can't stop to think, the clock's running out
I go on instinct and I pick the swift scout
Armed and ready and all that's left is mid
And the decision for the position will be made by a kid
He Asks: "Who will I play? I can't play mid"
"Hurry up boy, just take your pick"
You got Janna, Orianna, Mordekaiser, Morgana
LeBlanc, Ryze, Cassiopeia, Tristana
He picks Evelyn, everybody's flaming him
Saying with his troll champ, we just can't win
Please don't feed the enemy team
'Cause you're gonna make me look bad on my livestream
Just stay in front of me, protect me
And throw out all your CC
I'll carry this game to victory
I'm in game and I'm against Jarvan IV
But it doesn't look like he's ever played before
He's invading blue, soloing me and Nunu
I take him down for first blood
And he calls me noob? What?
He even has a skin for Jarvan IV
That make's it a "Jarvan IV skin"
He should just stay at his fountain
'Cause when I play Teemo, I play to win
I'm getting fed now - another enemy slain
I gotta help bottom out - it's an AP Vayne, she's trolling'
She just shouldn't be playing'
She's losing here lane to Soraka and Draven
Our Taric's DC'd, Vayne's got no attack speed
Soraka's spamming Starcall, Draven's making her bleed
I hide in the brush, I'm letting them push
Waiting for an opportunity to make an ambush
They're coming in and I jump out of stealth
And with my shrooms and darts I melt their health
Collecting the wealth
Now Trundle's chasing but it's just his mana he's wasting
I'm slowing him with shrooms and he can't keep the pace
I'm kiting, Trundle's trying to rabid bite me
And Jarvan IV cataclysms but I'm like lightning
I flash away, 10hp, he forgot to ignite me
But despite my might my team just can't fight
Please stop feeding the enemy team
'Cause you're gonna make me look bad on my live stream
Stay in front of me, protect me and throw out all your CC
I'll carry this game to victory
I vote no to another surrender vote
My team keeps saying that we'll lose but I know we won't
I'm too fed, though Evelyn's spent more time dead than alive
And without Taric we're 4 v. 5
There ain't much time 'cause they're going to Nashor
But with mine and Nunu's Ws we might get there faster
We're too late, it's a 2-man gank
And Nunu's gonna be a hero and tank
And absolute zero while I flank
"WTF BOOM"
He drops their HP and in seconds it's a pentakill for me
The game has turned and now it's easy to see
Baron steal, ace and that's GG
Thanks for feeding the enemy team
'Cause you made me look awesome on my livestream
In the right hands Teemo is OP
And he carried this game to victory
Thanks for feeding the enemy team
'Cause you made me look awesome on my livestream
In the right hands Teemo is OP
And he carried this game to victory
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