Fake Fan Plays Every Sonic Game - Sonic the Hedgehog (Part 1)
Taking the Sonic 1 cartridge out of the box and performing a fingerprint test revealed that I probably hadn't touched it since I bought it. A chemical analysis of Sonic Origins revealed that it had a pH of 6.89, revealing that I had only played through the first three stages of Sonic 3 & Knuckles, meaning iThey had not yet completed Sonic the Hedgehog 1. I couldn't bear look at myself. I arrested them and placed them in the interrogation room (them, being me) where I made themmyself confess. "I did, I swear. I'm a real Sonic fan!" I them me myself sobbed. "Oh yeah," I they questioned further, "so what did you, me, think of Sonic Adventure 2, and how did it compare to Sonic Adventure 2 Battle?" I took a biopsy of the frontal lobe. Under a microscope, one could clearly see that theymemythemself hadn't played Sonic Adventure 2. In fact, theirmythemme favorite Sonic game was SONIC COLORS. SONIC. COLORS. Can you believe this? I strapped themmyself to a chair and pried their eyes open, handed them a controller and started Sonic Origins.
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~Music~
Windmill Isle (Day) - Sonic Unleashed
Fist Bump - Sonic Forces
Green Hill Zone - Sonic the Hedgehog
00:00 - Video at a Glimpse
00:19 - My History with Sonic the Hedgehog
04:12 - Green Hill Zone, The Short One
08:35 - Marble Hill Zone, The Best One
19:17 - Spring Yard Zone, The Bouncy One
30:10 - The Outroduction