Oh god, he wrote a book | Third Eye Patreon
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Read the books here: https://mcmxiv.gumroad.com/
I wrote a comedic slice of life novel that's just as stupid and dumb as all my videos, and you can read it if you donate to my new Patreon. I mentioned I was going to do this in the last video and I'm not sure if you believed me, but if you didn't, I have successfully proved you a hater, and you owe me three dollars.
I'd like to make it as good to look at as it is to read, so your younger brother who can't read can look at the pretty pictures before he goes to work at the steel mill. To do that, I'm going to need money to hire mercenaries to art for me, and I need your help to do it.
Donate today, and see what the New York Times is calling "What the hell are you talking about? Who are you? Why are you wearing my clothes?"
Some of the videos from the sentances bit
"Cool guy Has Chill Day": • Cool Guy has Chill Day
"Butt Ugly Martians": • Butt Ugly martians
"Heavy has a mental breakdown": • Video
"DUDES OF HAZMAT: Toxic Waste Chase": • DUDES OF HAZMAT - Toxic Waste Chase (music...
Elephants have a sense of humor: • Elephant Shows Rhino Who's Boss!
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