The Pwnd Kid on Halo 3
The Backstory:
So I was playing the Heroic DLC hopper shortly after it came out. It being a social playlist, I wasn't playing very seriously. I seem to remember that I may have been slightly intoxicated, so I wasn't on my best behaviour.
This...child...pr1vat3 church (not to be mistaken for pr1vate church, who is actually a good player and decent guy) decided to talk loads of sh!t to me in this game. It was a big team neutral bomb, and I was decidedly not performing at my prime.
So he went on a tirade about how he could "rape me in 1v1." I gave him my stock reaction to aggro children online: "f*ck you, you're ten. Go to school."
Then his brother got involved. "He's not ten, he's twelve," says big brother, who is named FatalDragonS0le. I proceed to laugh at his expense.
Nevertheless, the child was adamant that he could defeat me based on my performance in this one casual, unranked game.
So I accepted his challenge. He set up the game. His brother and a few of his friends wanted to see how the game would go down, so they came along.
The game was set up like this:
Team Slayer to 25 on Foundry. At this point, I had never played on Foundry before.
Gold Team: pr1vat3 church (he changed his name to GliTch x Kill)
Orange Team: Doctor Manlove
Blue Team: FatalDragonS0le (he changed his name to BL4D3 W13LD3R), pr1vat3 chur(1) (now GliTch x Kill(1), and N00BD357R0Y3R.
The friends were honorable, and kept to themselves throughout the whole game.
Game stats: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStats...
Game on my fileshare: http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.as...
Watch to see how events unfolded...