crunchy roll, take me home - scuffed cover
happy 'murica day, folks
Original by senzawa:
• crunchy roll, take me home
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Almost 7
Time to leave work
Hate my dumb boss
I think his name b Edward
My room is stinky
Smells of cheese and weed
I kiss my dakimakura
And it's time to yank my peen
[Chorus]
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waifus;
My imoutos
She’s got pies and thighs
And tits with eyes
She only costs me 6.95
Oh I'm home
Crunchy Roll
[Verse 2]
I see her in my dreams
She's ’bout as real as 2D can be
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love
And coming to
I wipe my drool
And shake myself and my morning wood aaAHeee ahAH
Noises of embarrassment
[Chorus]
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waifus
And my imoutos
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't all
She got a heart so big
Anyone would fall for-
...
What
Crunchy Roll!
Take me home
Crunchy Roll x2