Most Destructive Babies
These are twenty three of the most destructive children on the internet. These kids paint, and cover, and tear up all kinds of property.
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Passed out
This possibly inebriated father is getting the old college treatment. He deserves it for wearing such funny boxers. All Crayola markers are marked non-toxic, so at least he has that going for him. I suppose this is a nice way to know where your kids are while you take a nap. Crayola is a subsidiary of Hallmark, and they have been making stuff for kids to draw with since 1984. They started out with sidewalk chalk.
whoopsy
I don't think this kid can Urkel his way out of this one. Did I do that? It looks like they have a crappy TV from the 90’s behind it. So everything is going to be ok. The average flat screen costs 1224 dollars. You should also be aware that it is almost always cheaper to buy a new TV than it is to replace a cracked screen.
Steve Urkel
Was a popular character on the sitcom Full House, which annoyed Carl Winslow, mostly with property damage. His catchphrase, which was also curly's from Three Stooges, was “Did I do That? Now when you break something at someone else’s house, you know the proper thing to say, to avoid all consequences. Dish Soap
Bubbles of fun… I gotta hand it to this kid, and that looks like a lot of fun. You can make bubbles by adding surfactants to the water, thus creating a layer of foam on top. It's not probable, but maybe this kids super power is that he sweats out Surfactants.I might be crazier than a man attacking an insane asylum with a banana, but we still appreciate the positive feedback. May you kill all the zombies zombiekiller-1745
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Alphabet Soup
Well, at least they didn't drop it in the fish tank or something. Maybe they just wanted to play scrabble. They should snap back on there
Wiener schnitzel- If you don't have all of the pieces when you are done snapping them back on you might have to wait a few hours to retrieve them. These keyboard keys are almost the same size as a cheez-it. Zis is why we can't have nice things.
Swimming Pool Barbie
I would not leave her alone at the house for the weekend when she hits teenage years. This little girl already parties like a rock star. The penguin is just chilling out in the sink like a boss. Its miraculous how fast kids can tear everything up, How long do you think it took her to pull this off. My guess is less than five minutes. I got the under on five internets, what is your bet.
Arnold learned about this the hard way.
Remember Arnold these kids are like the ocean, if you turn your back on them for a moment…..
Well, you get the idea. I can't believe they named Arnold John Kimble in this move. That is a very American name. Might as well have called him John Smith.
Just so you get a perspective on this. There are 2,844,251 people in the U.S. with the last name Smith. It's not a bad name or anything it just begs to reason that this undercover cop is not from America.
Peanut butter fiasco
Too easy, but does anyone think this kids name is Skippy? The guy who invented peanut butter was Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec. He was the first to patent peanut butter, in 1884. Peanut flour already existed. His cooled product had "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment" according to his patent application. He included the mixing of sugar into the paste so as to harden its consistency.
Paint is awesome
Just saying, this looks like fun.
Mud
Poor guy looks like someone told him to quit playing in the mud.
Lego Room!
These dudes, have a fantastic setup here. What freedom to create and build! Lego’s were first manufactured in 1949, by the Lego Group in Denmark. Lego’s are so well known, that In February 2015, Lego replaced Ferrari as Brand Finance's "world's most powerful brand
Evil Clown
Remember these markers are non-toxic, unlike the Joker from Batt Man.
T.P. Party
This is clearly a toilet paper commercial, but how much fun would this be?
Say Hello to my little friend!
This is the Pablo Escobar of baby powder. I think this little person is bummed out because they took the baby powder away.