Djangos Lament
I'm such a good boi
So handsome
So loyal
Check my sick squeaky toy!
But the master stabbed me in the back
Oh! Most perfidious snack
Savory bacon fat
Dangling from strings attached--
IT'S A TRAP!
GET OVER HERE AND I'LL STICK THIS IN YOUR EAR!
NOOOOOO!
Don't know what an infection is or what medicine does
but you've broken my trust
Nobody meaner
Worse than the vacuum cleaner.