Kermit the Frog - If I were
Also known as: "Kermit's minstrel song"
Credits to the original creator. Uploaded for archival purposes.
Happy Valentine's Day :)
LYRICS:
If I were a poet,
I would write a sonnet.
It would say 'I love you,'
your name would be on it!
If I were a farmer,
I'd give you a bunny.
If I had a beehive,
you would get free honey.
If I were a baker,
you could have a cruller,
If I were a painter,
choose your favourite colour!
If I had some diamonds,
I give you a few,
anything to show you
how much I love you.
Did you guess my secret,
I am not a poet.
Couldn't write a sonnet,
and I think you know it.
I am not a farmer,
can't give you a bunny.
I don't have a beehive,
sorry bout the honey.
I am not a baker,
Don't know bread from batter.
And I'm not a painter,
and it doesn't matter.
I don't need a present
all I have to do,
is look at you to show you
how much I love you.
Comments appreciated :)
Lyrical corrections courtesy of nafvisser2. Many thanks