In May 2023, the NIH and RECOVER published a Study; "Development of a Definition of Postacute Sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 Infection" which was published in JAMA with a "scorecard" of twelve symptoms that define someone as having "long covid." Hard to boil down over 200 symptoms into a dozen which omits common issues such as vasculitis/heart issues and neuropathy. In the latest SeekingBostonMarathon.com parody digital short, we unveil the missing six additional symptoms omitted from the study.