[PMV] My Name Is (Twilight Sparkle)
Inspired by prosper58's video and starter lyrics by FriendlyGizmo. Vocals performed by me. Inspiration and assets from SirKilmoreRyan, JoshtheRoo, burntfish123, Max Gilardi, Dan Forden, sodenkamp, Epic Meal Time, and Infinity Squared.
Lyrics:
(Chorus X 4)
Hi! My name is... What?
My name is... Who?
My name is... Chicken-chicken
Twilight Sparkle
Hi bronies! Do you like friendship?
Wanna see me shoot rainbooms through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna befriend me and live with me in Ponyville?
Find the Elements and defeat Nightmare Moon with friendship?
I'm in the Mane 6 doing some magic tricks
While Trixie flicks some sticks like that strange Bellatrix
And Zecora said "Twilight Sparkle you're a bookworm
You need to study magic so you can keep your horn firm."
Back in Canterlot I tested my filly hooves off
Got pissed off, made my dragon tear the stupid roof off
Went underground, met some creepy canine miners
Saw Rarity's a whiner, then did Babality on an Ursa Minor (Toasty!)
I eat a fat pound of grass way too fast
I got no room for the room full of pies at Applejack's
Come here, Spike "You know Rarity's my girl, dog!"
Take a letter: No one cares; you're whipped. Now fire that pony off!
(Chorus X 4)
Hi! My name is... What?
My name is... Who?
My name is... Chicken-chicken
Twilight Sparkle
This pony wet her diaper til halfway through junior high
Now she's neck-snapping, monster-staring bad-ass Fluttershy
Talks to animals, cute like parasprites
Those born-pregnant flying tribble-knock-offs led off by Pinkie Pie.
(CAW) the fourth wall! She's up in your eyeballs
Drinking chocolate rain and partying with Tay Zon
Princess Celestia gonna molest-ya
By giving out homework to ponies not in her class-ia (Gotcha!)
Trollestia gave me just two tickets to the Gala
I played hard to get and became a seven-ticket balla (Yay!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a great magician
So she sends me to Ponyville on a friendship-finding mission
You know you're awesome when you pwn your teacher's sister
And bring the two together cause for a thousand years she missed her
Tuesday. Time for my weekly report on friendship
Spike, take a letter: Yo Celest, these ponies are off their (CAW)
(Chorus X 4)
Hi! My name is... What?
My name is... Who?
My name is... Chicken-chicken
Twilight Sparkle
Winter wrap up! I can't use my magic for the herd!
Wait, it's all good. I'll just be a professional nerd
Carrying on my wayward Rarity
Busting out like Icarus to damn near tragedy
On the side, the three in the CMC
Wanting their cutie marks, but their combined age is thirteen!
Are these ponies crazy? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of hot sauce. Dare me to drive?
Twilight Sparkle just evolved into Rapidash
Blastoise, use Surf! Put out that fire fast!
Pinkie freaks out and predicts future events
How's your tail tell the weather, Pink? That makes no sense!
Rainbow Dash hates to lose, like Charlie she's winning
She's fast as light, pooping rainbows like Nyan Cat and breaking meter
And by the way, when you talk with Lauren
Tell her the fans want Derpy Hooves nomming muffins
(Chorus X 4)
Hi! My name is... What?
My name is... Who?
My name is... Chicken-chicken
Twilight Sparkle