Segundo Impacto - Marysol Ortiz
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Hola! Hope you all enjoy my little parody here =)
Below is the translation for those English speaking only peeps that would like to understand what I'm saying =D
Me:
Hi. How are you. Welcome to “Segundo Impacto” I am Marysol Ortiz. Thanks for watching this.
In the state of Oklahoma, a man tells us about his experience having seen a UFO and how he affected his ranch.
Jose Juan Ramon Ramirez:
well, I was asleep, when I heard a loud noise outside…something like “psshpupchs” and when I went outside, I saw a light, and those affected were my animals. Some got blind ... and others died ... a big scare the, a big scare. But what are you going to do ... we are not alone ... we are alone.
Me:
What a tremendous scare for that man, poor man. But hey, if you would like to donate any of your animals, visit segundaimpacto.com.
A lady of appearance as of about 80 years, is lost in the deserts of Arizona.
Old lady:
Why are you recording me?
Me:
If someone over there finds her, please call 1-800-Find-Me-Now.
We leave with a news that everyone already knows…The Jonas Brothers return after six years with their new single "Sucker" Very well for them! Now just to wait for the return of RBD.
(Important Fact: RBD was a Latin pop group from Mexico that gained popularity from Televisa's soap opera Rebelde, and found international success from 2004 until their separation in 2009. RBD has sold over 60 million Records worldwide, making them the most successful Latin pop group of all-time. (straight from Wikipedia) lol
(Another very important fact: What I will be saying next is lyrics from one of their most popular songs “Salvame” translated to “Save Me”
They actually recorded “Save Me” lyrics changed a bit to match the melody of song and all.
Anyway..so this is what I say using the literal translation
Although I live in despair
With the lump in his throat
Little by little the heart, is losing the faith
Losing the voice
But, well, that's all for today. Thanks for watching Segundo Impacto. See you later!