Stroke The Hamster OST - No Turning Back!
Will our Hamster and Dr. GP really enter the portal?
Stroke The Hamster: Scratch Port; https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/7782...
Stroke The Hamster is, undeniably and undoubtedly, one of the most fun, intelligent, and moving video games on the market, rivaling and dare I say triumphing over My Friend Peppa Pig and Purble Place. It has practically infinite hours of play time on it due to its replayability and different modes. The graphics and code are so well designed that it looks as if it were in the real physical world, and you were actually petting a hamster. When my friend first introduced me to Stroke the Hamster, I was instantly hooked. I won’t reveal any of the plot here because it’s simply too much to take in, and I don’t want to spoil even a second of it, but it’s truly engaging and made me feel real emotion. I showed some of my friends Stroke the Hamster and now they religiously play it every day. It’s almost as if you can see the hamster still there, waiting to be patted, in your dreams or in a dark place after you play it. As scary as it may sound, it’s actually exhilarating and invigorating. I would definitely live forever solely to play Stroke the Hamster, as it is physically impossible for me to ever get tired of it. I, through my 3 months of playing it, have unceasingly enjoyed the game for at least 3 hours a day. And let me tell you, it’s worth it. I don’t mean to brag, but I have recently obtained the milestone of 100,000,000 times that I have stroked the hamster. I am nowhere near close enough to be in the top 250,000 despite my best efforts. With each passing second that you play, you form a stronger and stronger bond with your virtual pet hamster, until you’re practically inseparable! Some “people” claim that such unceasing gaming could be causing harm to us and that we, as the Stroke the Hamster community, should touch grass. They simply don’t understand. Why, once they play Stroke the Hamster, they’ll never stop petting and fawning over the hamster instead of their “grass”! If the Grinch were to play this game, he’d have so much holiday spirit that he’d have Thanksgiving rendered useless. Do you have any medical conditions or sorrows that you feel you can’t get out of? Play Stroke the Hamster! The Hamster can assist you with anything that you may need, and you’ll be feeling better in an instant. Tired of life and want a way out? Stroke the Hamster acts as both a therapy and a time killer as it will help you feel better about your situation. Are you too poor to feed your family and don’t have a home? Not only can Stroke the Hamster provide financial support and increase your knowhow in the Stock Market, it can also provide you with solace and even maybe a home to call your own! Ultimately, Stroke the Hamster is most likely the greatest good humanity has ever seen. We shouldn’t even mention the likes of Gandhi and Mandela, or whoever Martin Luther King is. Stroke the Hamster drives our yearn to do good and to love and respect our fellow man, and will be an irreplaceable part of daily life as our society improves and Kardashev scale score increases. With further industrialization in today’s world, many may feel sad and longing for a more free life. Stroke the Hamster will be the key to ceasing these depressants and helping everybody feel better. Here’s the real kicker: it’s only $3.99! If you haven’t played Stroke the Hamster, there is something severely wrong with you. And that something can be remedied simply by joining the ever-growing playerbase! Play Stroke the Hamster today!
Though faithful to the original in textures and color scheme, the Scratch Port adds a linear progression system along with themes & customization, language options, brand new achievements, an upgrades menu, the ability to hold down the X button, the brand new Strokes per Click & Strokes per Second stats that the former passively increases as you collect more achievements & the latter increases with upgrades, and so much more.