Similar to changing diapers, if you do it poorly enough times, she'll stop asking for your help.
(Satirical video. Do not try this at home or property/personal damage may occur.)
Hello! I’m Bubbleman…
It is in every mans destiny that he will one day be asked to wash dishes.
He could run away like a coward, OR, face the crisis head on like a true hero.
Remember to leave no dirty dish unturned.
A hero is not afraid to use plenty of soap.
There’s not a woman on this earth who doesn’t find a man who can wash dishes, SEXY.
With a job well done, until next time…. Bubbleman Away!
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