Okay, let's go over this one more time. The screener in a newsroom has ONE job: make sure punks don't fake their way on to your newscast. NAMES are a big clue. CG operators: FFS, when you see a name like "Slungpue" at least ask the obvious question, "Is this for real?" Anchors: have a basic understanding of the way the world works. FFS, you're getting paid a lot of money not to be an idiot.