Crazy Christian: "Learn How to Raise The Dead"
Have you ever met a crazy Christian, the kind that will calmly and confidently tell you the most insane and ridiculous things as if he were ordering a Big Mac at McDonalds? Meet Randy. He has raised the dead, and does it all the time. It's easy. You just go up to an old corpse and tell it to get up, and poof, it'll hop up and start running around. Those crazy Christians, they say some of the craziest things (and really mean it)!